tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499583311323134897.post4497724918705157319..comments2023-05-10T10:36:20.146-05:00Comments on Defending the Realm: How do you dooThe Archduke of Arrogancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11489016995391993623noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499583311323134897.post-44925970011428211882008-05-12T01:12:00.000-05:002008-05-12T01:12:00.000-05:00This post just gave me a happy daydream: Someone l...This post just gave me a happy daydream: Someone lets their 50 pound muddy dog trample me with its sharp claws and wet slobbers while I'm trying to run, and I promptly slap the person twice across the face. This way they will learn that some people don't care for their presumptuously artificial apologies. That, yes, some people understand dogs will be dogs and expect the owners to know this as well and act accordingly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499583311323134897.post-74208968294028060662008-01-24T09:17:00.000-06:002008-01-24T09:17:00.000-06:00Maybe dogs and cats could be added to the list of ...Maybe dogs and cats could be added to the list of animals available for hunting. That way even city dwellers who don't have time to go out into the country and stalk wild beasts, could avail themselves of the sport from their front porches.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499583311323134897.post-6439796315259564192008-01-24T09:12:00.000-06:002008-01-24T09:12:00.000-06:00I think that people who allow their animals to def...I think that people who allow their animals to defecate on public property should see their little beaste roasted alive and then have to clean up the doo with their bare hands.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499583311323134897.post-86684292873697785342007-12-14T13:20:00.000-06:002007-12-14T13:20:00.000-06:00Why complain? At least it is free poo. I am sure t...Why complain? At least it is free poo. I am sure that most of those people would charge to watch their cute little bundles of feces delivering those cute little loads for all their adoring fans.The Vicar of Vanityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03381486826453897710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2499583311323134897.post-45779656311290184912007-12-14T10:48:00.000-06:002007-12-14T10:48:00.000-06:00I must admit, that is one well designated area. Wh...I must admit, that is one well designated area. What I don't get is why you are such an ingrate. Look, if a guy takes his dog to the designated area then all you people on the track or the football field will miss the opputunity to see his precious little precious. These people go out of their way to share the UNBELIEVABLE CUTENESS of their "babies" with less fortunates like you. Navigating your way through a mine field of what we Latin speakers call Canis Crappus is a small price to pay for the opportunity to bask in the adorableness. Leaping large Lab loads, avoiding brown Beagle biscuits, and sidestepping pungent Poodle piles is really the least you can do.The Archduke of Arrogancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11489016995391993623noreply@blogger.com