Gun Porn

I've decided to take a few minutes to show off a couple of my "girls", the first picture is of Winnie and Kim. Winnie's full name is Winchester SuperX2 Practical. She is a 9shot 12 gauge semi auto with Invector chokes, ghost ring peep sight, composite stock and recently fitted with a Surefire G2 Nitrolon LED light that provides 80 lumens of bad guy blinding brilliance. Kim's full name is Kimber Custom II. She is a .45 ACP built on the 1911 Colt design and she sports custom slim fit grips. They both enjoy long walks, preferably not in the rain, and cuddling on the couch with me while I watch violent movies.

The second picture was taken during a tense standoff, the other night, here at Castle Arrogance. Of late I have been studying the the recent spate of invasions by Vampires, Brain Eating Zombies, and Rage Virus Infected Crazies that, if you can believe the movies, is currently taking place. About 10pm, while safely ensconced in the keep, I sensed that there was a dangerous presence somewhere on the estate. Naturally I snatched up Winnie and strode out to meet the danger. As it turns out it was not the horde of Brain Eating Zombies I was expecting, but it was a large and rather surly Cottontail. No doubt of the same ilk that attacked former President Jimmy Carter some years back. Faced with my steely eyed gaze and Winnie's gaping maw, the rogue rabbit decided that discretion was the better part of valor and slinked away, but not without a vindictive over the shoulder glare that said "I'll be back". Luckily, for all you readers, the Archduchess just happened to be on hand with her digital camera to capture the moment for posterity.

Feel free to lust in your heart for my "girls" as I am not the jealous type and they love only me.