Racial Sensitivity

In the interest of proving my love for our civilizationally challenged brethren from south of the Rio Grand, I the Archduke, have decided to stop referring to them as Mud People. It has come to my attention that some folks view that term as offensive. As a sensitive and enlightened humanist, the last thing I would ever want to do is offend any of the millions of two legged cockroaches (oops) that have illegally invaded my country. "But Archduke", you asked, "whatever will you call them?" Not to worry, I have invented a totally new name.

As is evidenced by their radical organizations, protest signs, and heavily decorated Chebby trucks, they are very proud of their virgin slaughtering, baby eating, no wheel having, ancestors. And who wouldn't be? Think about it, the "great" South American civilizations had made it all the way to the stone age while the Europeans were wasting their time with the Renaissance. So what I did was take the three best known mud civilizations, the Maya, the Aztec, and the Inca and combined the words to get MAYZTINC. It's pronounced maystink. Now if you have spent any time around these people you know that the vast majority do stink, but dostink doesn't fit with my whole word conglomeration thing. So henceforth I won't be saying that there were 14 head of mud people standing outside the store glaring at white women, I will be much more politically correct and say that there were 14 mayztincs standing outside the store glaring at white women.

This is just my little way of paying homage to their bone-in-the-nose, insect munching ancestors who appear to be about a half a generation behind them.