Al Gore forgot to tell you that there is 30% more Arctic ice than at this time last year. He's probably too busy making millions on some kind of scam, so I'll tell you. The purple and red in these satellite photos illustrate the expanding ice in question. On the left, one year ago, less ice. On the right, now, more ice. Global warming works in mysterious ways. If you wish to know the details, go here.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Someboby help, the Polar Bears are freezing!
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This is what you get when you try to be too specific when naming your apocolyptic event du jour. Instead of MAN MADE GLOBAL WARMING!, they should have gone with the more generic MAN MADE TOTAL ATMOSPHERIC DESTRUCTION OF EVERY THING AND EVERYBODY MANIFESTED BY ANY NATUALLY OCCURRING WEATHER ACTIVITY THAT WE CAN USE TO OUR ADVANTAGE! It's a little long, but if they had used it then the whole thing would be easier to defend when pesky old science came along and bit them in the ass.
I am sure that as soon as Mr. Gore views your post he will inform you that his carbon credit program is responsible for this 30% increase of ice. Then he will kick all of your polar bear killing, earth hating asses off of his internet.
Oops! I keep forgetting that Al invented the internet. Is there nothing that he can't do?
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