Saturday, January 30, 2010

Leftist darling dies

Celebrated America hating historian, Howard Zinn, who spent his life poisoning the skulls of the young and ignorant, died this week. For most of us death is the end of it, but Zinn's malignant influence will live on in the hearts and minds of the Left. I don't want to despise him alone, so I encourage you to read this brief alternative obituary.

Monday, January 18, 2010

High strung man shoots his way out of sinking vehicle

If the sound of a ringing phone is all it takes to unleash your inner spastic, maybe you shouldn't carry a gun. Just sayin'.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Jiverly Wong explains

In April of 2009 Jiverly Wong walked into an immigration center in Binghamton, NY and murdered 13 people and then killed himself. Before doing so he sent a letter of explanation to a local TV station. The letter is funny in an " I no speak English" sort of way, but the crazy in it will cause you to poke your brain with an ice pick.