Pretender-in-Chief

My plan was to wait until Obama was sworn in and started harming the country before giving him a hard time. But that was before He got the silent treatment from the Marines. I like. I suppose it's possible that they were stunned by His awesomeness.

Random Observations

While I am all for scaring older children ( there are few things more hilarious than convincing a couple of 13 year old boys that there really is a boogeyman) there is a lower age limit. What I am about to say, I say with full conviction and not even a hint of qualification. If you think that photographs of terrified babies sitting on Santa Claus' lap are funny then you are a weirdo. Period. Parents who do this deliberately should be held down and made to cry and beg for their lives while someone takes pictures that we can all laugh about later.

Early on many people said that B. Hussein was the second coming of Jimmy Carter, lately it appears like he might be the second coming of Slick Willy. "I did not have sex with that woman."- Bill Clinton. "I did not have contact with that governor." B. Hussein. For these people the truth is always the fifth or sixth choice, and while they may eventually tell it, a certain amount of time always elapses while they sift through their other options.

As I've said before and will say again the issue of unilateral personal disarmament is not dead. Some time in the next four years it will be back with a vengeance. Washington D.C. is now controlled by people whose policies are not the product of rational thought but of glandular secretions and they FEEL strongly that Americans should be disarmed.

Finally, President Bush is a cool guy, and pretty damn quick too! The video of him dodging well aimed footwear and still smirking at the rag head throwing it is priceless. I really enjoyed the very end of the video when a Secret Service guy FINALLY approaches the President and gets dismissed with the back of his hand as if to say "Relax, it's just a moron throwing shoes". Nicely done, Mr. President.

Read this, then punch a whiner

"Please pray for him not to suffer from this accident..."

Not to start one of those Mega arguments but I couldn't help myself

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
US Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories-- Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.



P.S. I obviously copied and pasted this. I am not nearly smart enough to create it.

Broke down

If you read Pat Buchanan's article about the death of the U.S. auto industry, you will learn something.