Friday, February 22, 2008

Broadway Joe

This cool old action photo was taken in 1966 just as the Jets were beginning their ascent, two years before they beat the Colts in Super Bowl III and obviously before Joe Willie's knees were shot. Some may only know him as a slightly overrated, pantyhose wearing, sideline reporter-chick chasing drunken has been, but there was a time when he could play a little football. Check out the elevation.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Test Yourself

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Bobaraba is the latest dance craze from the Ivory Coast. The word means "big ass" in some African language. Since it originated on the Dark Continent I naturally assumed that most of the asses involved would be black and since I live and breathe African dancing I searched the net for "big black ass". For some strange reason this is what showed up.

Monday, February 18, 2008

How to Raise a Son

There are certain things that only a father can teach a son: how to stand up to bullies, respect for the ladies, football, and the art of beheading.

The Honorable Thing

Fourteen year old Iranian girl dates boy. That's a stoning.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Do they really believe?

I have always felt that the class warfare mantra of the left which is preached from the purple mountains majesty, across the fruited plains , from see to shining sea, was just the devious way that the elite of the left tricked the less intellectually fortunate lemmings to follow their dogma of misinformation. Listening to the radio this morning, I heard a well know comic say he didn't like republicans because it is a party of rich white men who are only trying to further their own selfish cause at the expense of the poor and middle class especially people of color. This ideology is so obviously false that my naivety' always told me that this was a tongue in cheek statement to collect a following while the people in the know would give a little wink and nod of knowing approval at the obvious but effective ruse. I think I might have been wrong. The religion of the left is so strong that I think even the elite may believe? Maybe I have given credit where it isn't due, say anything for power and don't believe it, which of course is common for both sides but I am thinking that the liberal (rich) leaders believe this tripe? To steal an idea from Rick James. Self delusion is a helluva drug!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Code Pink

Code Pink's main Moonbat, Medea Benjamin, is proof that while you don't HAVE to be uglier than a sack of mashed assholes to be top dog (pun intended) at that organization, it won't stop you.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

A Case for John McCain

This isn't fair. Why should I be the one burdened with the task of persuading those republicans who have vowed to sit out the upcoming election rather than vote for John McCain, to instead go to the polls and punch the button for him? After all, I was hating McCain when hating McCain wasn't cool. But here I am, throwing up a little in my mouth, ready to make the case for the ass from Arizona. Life is a mean business.

(If you haven't noticed by now, my heart is not in this. So, as is already evident, I may ramble a little more than usual. Be a man and deal with it.)

The primary reason conservative republicans give for being against a McCain presidency is that they fear he will destroy the party, or at least set it back for years to come. I may not have this exactly right, but the thinking is that his liberalism will infest, divide, and ultimately steer the party so far from its basic ideals that it may never recover. Ann Coulter (who needs to put on about 30lbs) sums this line of thinking up pretty well -- "If McCain is elected president, we'll have a four-year disaster, with the Republicans in Congress co-opted by "our" president, followed by 30 years of Democratic rule."

Now, I know I don't have the mental candlepower of Ms. Coulter, but one thing I do know is that everyone sucks when it comes to predictions. A few months ago McCain was running 3rd or 4th, out of money, and confidently given up for dead by many of the same right-wing pundits who now claim to know what would be the long term ramifications of his presidency. Maybe they're right. A McCain presidency may cause the republican party to implode. Or maybe it will cause it to regroup, refocus, and become a greater force for American good than it's ever been. (Stop laughing, it's possible.)

Move on folks, there's nothing to see here.

Based on history and experience, we know what to expect from a democratic presidency -- more and higher taxes, more entitlement programs, a weaker military, liberal judges, and less individual liberty. Will a McCain presidency give us any of this? Sure, along with even a more porous southern border. But the democrats will do the same and then some. At least McCain is not hostile toward the military, and he doesn't want to take your guns. Those are not small things. And remember, a presidency is more than one person. It takes a lot of people to run the executive branch. When it comes to the vice president, cabinet, and staff, I would rather take my chances with McCain than Obama or Hillary. I guess what I'm trying to say is, when deciding if or for whom to vote, don't let the best become the enemy of the better. We can worry about repairing the party later.

I've written a lot of words and I haven't touched on much of what I intended. Oh well, your loss.

If you are a true conservative and you choose not to vote against Hillary or Obama, you will, as Humphrey Bogart said to Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca..."regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."

Friday, February 8, 2008

I'd just about bet that these dudes are blood kin to someone they shouldn't be.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

London Muslims Protest Something

For some, modern society takes a little getting used to.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008


I'm taking this opportunity to go on record with my belief that if a liberal wins the White House, and that includes John McCain, we can expect new and even more vigorous attacks on our right to keep and bear arms. Some say that since the Second Amendment haters were so undeniably proven stupid on the assault rifle ban and the right to carry laws, that this issue is dead. As an old campaigner in this war I can tell you, the liberal well of deeeep feeeelings and ignorance never runs dry. Being proven ridiculous with the attendant public humiliation does not deter these people. Some would also say what with all the other problems, murderous muslims,illegal invasion, the economy and so forth, that gun grabbing is, at least on the back burner. Maybe. For now.

With any of the socialists as President we will all come to accept the unending flow of dirty brown squalids crowding in around us. So that won't be a problem anymore. Two of the three liberals in the running would undoubtedly call off the dogs of war and insist that we hug, not kill, moHAMmed's murderous minions. So that won't be a problem anymore. Since I don't even pretend to understand the economy, I'll just mention government spending. The liberals won't slow the bleeding they will just redirect the spray. Instead of spending trillions protecting American interest and defending the rights of unfortunate bug eaters worldwide, the new socialist-in-chief will spend it addicting millions of voters and future voters to government handouts.
So that won't be a problem anymore.

There you have it, with all of those pressing problems solved the top comrade can then re-ignite the fires of unilateral personal disarmament. Thirty years of watching these morons closely has convinced me that few things are more important to them than rendering American citizens defenseless.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Ahora entiendo

Finalmente algo explicar ese olor.