Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Random Observations

While I am all for scaring older children ( there are few things more hilarious than convincing a couple of 13 year old boys that there really is a boogeyman) there is a lower age limit. What I am about to say, I say with full conviction and not even a hint of qualification. If you think that photographs of terrified babies sitting on Santa Claus' lap are funny then you are a weirdo. Period. Parents who do this deliberately should be held down and made to cry and beg for their lives while someone takes pictures that we can all laugh about later.

Early on many people said that B. Hussein was the second coming of Jimmy Carter, lately it appears like he might be the second coming of Slick Willy. "I did not have sex with that woman."- Bill Clinton. "I did not have contact with that governor." B. Hussein. For these people the truth is always the fifth or sixth choice, and while they may eventually tell it, a certain amount of time always elapses while they sift through their other options.

As I've said before and will say again the issue of unilateral personal disarmament is not dead. Some time in the next four years it will be back with a vengeance. Washington D.C. is now controlled by people whose policies are not the product of rational thought but of glandular secretions and they FEEL strongly that Americans should be disarmed.

Finally, President Bush is a cool guy, and pretty damn quick too! The video of him dodging well aimed footwear and still smirking at the rag head throwing it is priceless. I really enjoyed the very end of the video when a Secret Service guy FINALLY approaches the President and gets dismissed with the back of his hand as if to say "Relax, it's just a moron throwing shoes". Nicely done, Mr. President.


King Selfish said...

weirdo is a little strong. otherwise, what you said.

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

Actually, it's probably not strong enough. Originally I was going to go with sick freak but I got weak and downgraded to weirdo. One particular photo kept popping up on my computer that showed a little one year old panic stricken baby girl, the caption urged me to click a link so I could see more "funny" pictures. The photo didn't make me laugh but it did make me want to stomp the shit out of her parents.

vulcandeathgrip said...

well well, this is alittle bit of the pot calling the kettle black. I do believe there is a photo circulating somewhere in your home, circa dec. 1983, of your oldest and best looking son in a terrified state sitting atop old St. Nicks lap. In retrospect I see that this is probably the cause of many unfortunate events, such as: not making the playoffs my senior year, tearing my ACL, a DWI and last but not least dropping out of college. I HATE YOU DAD !!!!! Where are my razor blades and mascara ?

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

Relax nancy-boy, and step away from the eye makeup. By the way, that "Leave Britney Alone" video you did really embarassed your mother. It's not so much the picture with Santa or even the fact that the children get scared, the weird part is that some adults think that terrified infants are funny. And for your information, as a baby you were far too lazy and dull witted to get very scared.

vulcandeathgrip said...

ok ! i just found out what the leave britney alone video is and it just ruined my christmas.