Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Be Afraid - Be Very, Very Afraid

Tom Cruise salutes his Scientology mentor, David Miscavige.

Warning: This 9 minute video in which Tom Cruise gets all freaky deaky about Scientology will cause your soul to seek refuge in hell. Even now, after boring a hole in my skull and rinsing my brain with battery acid, I am haunted by his wild-eyed maniacal laughter.


The Vicar of Vanity said...

From this picture Tom looks taller than his mentor? Scientology must be true! I didn't think Tom was taller than anyone!

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

I'm with the Vicar, either Tom is standing on a five gallon bucket or his mentor is the size of a Hobbit. It's hard for me to be afraid of these tiny weirdos but that's probably just the body Thetans talking.