It's comforting to know that they will slay,behead,butcher,dominate, and exterminate us in a peacefully religious way. However, not being all that interested in their plans for me, I suggest that we; A. Temporarily disperse those kinds of crowds with firehoses shooting high pressure pig piss. B. permanently disperse them with Ovine suicide bombers. By placing explosives in the wool of attractive ewes and then turning them loose in the crowd, we could detonate them when the boys close in to vie for the affection of the "ladies". It's just a thought.
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It's comforting to know that they will slay,behead,butcher,dominate, and exterminate us in a peacefully religious way. However, not being all that interested in their plans for me, I suggest that we; A. Temporarily disperse those kinds of crowds with firehoses shooting high pressure pig piss. B. permanently disperse them with Ovine suicide bombers. By placing explosives in the wool of attractive ewes and then turning them loose in the crowd, we could detonate them when the boys close in to vie for the affection of the "ladies". It's just a thought.
Now you've done it, Archduke. You have insulted Islam. That'll be a beheading.
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