Saturday, April 12, 2008

Hogs vs Muslims

Here are the top 10 reasons why hogs are better than muslims.

1. Hogs don't do suicide bombings.........................
2. Hogs don't do honor killings...........................
3. Hogs don't make I.E.D.'s...............................
4. Hogs don't abuse women.................................
5. Hogs don't rape children...............................
6. Hogs don't molest sheep and goats......................
7. Old hogs are not as ugly as old muslims................
8. Boar hogs don't wear dresses..........................
9. Hogs are not religeous fanatics........................
10. BACON! MMMMMMMM BACON!

Note: The preceding post was not intended to offend any of moHAMmed's murderous minions, but only to show how much I love BACON. MMMMMMM BACON!

2 comments:

King Selfish said...

Funny. Of course it almost seems an insult to hogs to mention them in the same sentence as muslims.

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

That's true, but reason number 11 is that hogs are more tolerant and probably won't try to blow me up.