Friday, June 6, 2008

Aztecs Still Trying to Master The Wheel


The history rewriting, America hating, White people loathing left likes to tell us that by the time those nasty old Europeans landed in the Americas, the peaceful locals already had a highly advanced civilization in place. They talk about calenders and temples and aqueducts but fail to mention bloody wars, human sacrifices, and a diet heavy on bugs. Mainly what they fail to mention is that when those backward and barbaric White folks landed, the highly advanced locals had never seen a wheel. That's right, none of the great South American civilizations had managed to discover the wheel. And based on this photograph, which shows a drunk mexican crashing into a bunch of stupid mexicans, they still haven't quite got the hang of it.

3 comments:

theguywithoutastupidname said...

from what i can see in that photo it looks like the car plowed into a giant pinata. So does that mean if I hit a mexican with a baseball bat I will find he is full of candy and treats?

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

You owe it to yourself to try it and see.

King Selfish said...

Now that's some real mexican jumping beaners.