Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Spin This One Reverend Jackson

Read this article, then come back. Tick tock tick tock.

All done? Isn't it great how a 41 year old man can get the crap kicked out of him by a bunch of G-Dogs for defending his 12 year old daughter?" But Archduke," you ask "How on earth do you know that they were Negroes?" I know because one of them is named Devondre. And if one is a G-dog then they all are, because like curs everywhere, G-dogs only attack in packs.

If this man had been a CHL holder he and his family would be okay and the Twin Cities would have fewer thugs to worry about. Oh wait, I take that back, you can't take your pistol into an amusement park, even with a CHL. That's probably a really good rule because after all we wouldn't want anybody to get hurt.

Rants like this one make me seem like a raving racist but I don't care. A true racist would want to know if the victim was white. I don't because, again, I don't care. He was a Dad protecting his daughter and that is all I need to know. The name Devondre and the style of attack hints rather strongly at a certain African influence. If I'm wrong I'll print a retraction and apology, but I'll bet cash money that I don't have to.


King Selfish said...

"Eight young men are accused of taking turns stomping on and kicking..."

I would like to ask race huckster Jackson how often in post Civil Rights America the sentence above could be applied to Caucasians.


The Archduke of Arrogance said...

Exactly. When the butt slapping incident took place, the odds were 2 to 1 in favor of the punks. Those of us who have been around the block a time or two know that at 2 to 1 this type is still a bit wary. 4 to 1 maybe. At 6+ to 1 they find their testicles and turn into badasses. This story makes me sick. Just because something is a cliche doesn't mean it isn't true.