Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Komrade Kalashnikov's Krappy Karbine




Nothing says "shoot me, I'm a bad guy" like an AK. For over 60 years now, whenever some bug eater decides to try and kill American servicemen, they almost always do so with a Kalashnikov in one of it's many forms. For the last six decades no firearm has lain next to more bullet riddled bodies of the enemies of America, than this tin and plywood turd. At least in that respect it's #1. If any smallarm was going to stand as a symbol of evil this would be the one.


Note to readers: Occasionally, and for no apparent reason, I am compelled by forces that I don't understand, to show my contempt for the AK 47 and all of it's offspring. It's usually only a passing compulsion. Even now, as I type, the voices in my head are starting to quiet down. There, I'm feeling much better now.

4 comments:

King Selfish said...

All I know is that if I had one I would shoot that thing in the top photo.

Anonymous said...

Please do, King Selfish. The thing in the top photo is quite frightening.

Anonymous said...

Archduke you second granddaughter walked passed me as I was looking at the post about the AK 47 and noticed the top picture. She looked at me saying, and I quote " Momma that man looks like a wierd monkey "

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

Smart kid.