Thursday, November 23, 2006

EMOTIONAL GEOGRAPHY

I feel your pain Vicar, unfotunately my travels have taken me far past where you are now. The whole political correctness thing has sent me past miffed mountain and over to the Fuming Foothills. The lack of action on the illegal immigrant front has even spurred me to the very apex of Pissed Off Peak. The screeching of irrational leftist who attack my country and defend the criminally insane adherents to the religion of peace has sent me rafting on Rage River perilously close to the Valley of Violence which as you well know is just a hop, skip, and a jump from Murder Mesa. The whole Kramer thing, however, sent me in a totally different direction. His public screaming of the words- He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! Look there's a nigger! Directed me all the way through the Funny Forest and into Hillarious Hollow. But enough of that, it's Thanksgiving and my only travel plan for today is a trip to Bloated Bayou. I'm sure that in the next few days I'll spend some quality time in Leftover Land. Happy Thanksgiving!

2 comments:

The Vicar of Vanity said...

Great post. One thing though. You are always one step from rage river or murder mesa. I only point this out in the most humble and caring way.
The Vic

Anonymous said...

That's true, but keep in mind that I was born and raised in those parts.

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