A THOUSAND APOLOGIES TO THE VICAR

I completely forgot that the Vicar of Vanity's other official title is Sultan of subjects: dictator of all wothy topics. Thank God I wasn't in your presence when this offense was committed or I would have had to suffer through the usual flurry of flying hair care products and other assorted toiletries that always accompanies one of your hissy fits. If it behooves the Holy Vicar perhaps you could provide me with a list of suitable topics AND time limits for each so that I won't bore you again.


THE ARCH BY GOD DUKE!

P.S. My last post was not about geographic wittery it was racist wittery.DUH.