Friday, December 22, 2006


Tonight I watched part of a Barbara Walters special about Heaven. As you can guess, the show was nothing but a parade of theologians speculating about whether heaven exists, what it's like, and how one gets there. (The only thing they all agreed on is that, once there, I will get dibs on the nicest apartment.) The various blow-hards spewed so much conjectural chin music that I thought I was watching a football pre-game show. Except in this case, when the game starts, you're dead.


I decree; Rudy is the best sports movie ever.



The Vicar of Vanity said...

The original longest yard. Oh and don't worry we will all be finding out relatively soon which theologian is correct or maybe we won't (evil laughter which I couldn't type"

The Vic

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

First of all, how gay do you have to be to watch a Bawbwa Wawa special about anything? And if you are that gay what can you possibly know about the greatest sports movie of all time. Have you forgotten a little movie called "Any Given Sunday"? NOBODY personifies football like Al Pacino.

Heterosexually Yours,