Wednesday, December 6, 2006

This may hurt

Season's Greetings!

From everyone at Selfish Manor, peace on earth, goodwill towards me.

It's the most wonderful time of the year and I was dreaming of a white Christmas, but with the never-ending illegal Mexican influx I'm afraid that instead of having a feliz navidad I'm going to be away in my anger. Oh come all ye faithful, it's not that I want to have a blue Christmas, but it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas is just a sleigh ride away from slipping off into the silent night. Do you hear what I hear? That's the little nouns of Beth and Sam being gradually replaced by Maria and Pedro. Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

On a lighter note, this is the first noel in quite some time that my Queen has baked a REAL gingerbread house. Nice, huh? She said making it was a snap.

Apologetically Yours,

King Selfish

3 comments:

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

Please stop. I'd rather spend time with my chestnuts roasting on an open fire than to have to read any more of those.

The Vicar of Vanity said...

Like, how long did that house last before you consumed it? Oh and you really have surpassed in the bad joke/ pun department. But the good news is, I find it highlarious. Now the Archduke might find it less than humerous if he can get past his lust for the house that King Selfish ate.

The Vic

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

I am reaaly surprised that thing lasted long enough for the picture to be taken.