Sunday, December 31, 2006

Hell and Movies

At times like this it is fun to pretend that I believe in hell. I like to envision old Sodom Hussein arriving with his head flopping around, and being escorted immediately to the "HOT POKER WHERE THE SUN DON"T SHINE" suite, where he, Nicolai Ceausescu, and Papa Doc Duvalier, will scream out their eternal agony in three part harmony.

Lest our readers be misled by the movie choices of the, well meaning yet none too bright king, I submit the REAL 10 best films. ( I reserve all the same rights as the king)

1. Slingblade
2. The Godfather 1&2
3. Unforgiven
4. Raising Arizona
5. The Searchers
6. Monte Walsh
7. Blackhawk Down
8. The Pledge
9. Me, Myself, and Irene
10. Robroy

The king is correct about one thing, picking 10 is difficult and not for the faint hearted. That being said I think we will all understand when the fragile vicar doesn't even try.

Absolutely Rightly Yours,


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