Wednesday, May 9, 2007

King Selfish says...

For future reference, Mr. President, we do not wink at the Queen. Perhaps you didn't get the memo.

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If you choose to read the Bible, use the New King James Version. It beats the other translations all to hell. And since Ecclesiastes is the best book of all Holy Writ, I suggest you start there. Curiously, the Vicar is mentioned in the opening verse. Anyway, if you don't blow your brains out after having the futility of your pathetic little life shoved in your face, you may proceed to the kinder, gentler portions of the Word.

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"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." Pancho Villa's last words.

2 comments:

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

I think it was the link on this post that depressed me to the point of not blogging. Thanks, ass.

King Selfish said...

Cheer up. The futility that is your life will be over before you know it.