I would like to play a new game:
"You might be a muslim....."
If you claim to be the religion of peace but blow anyone you disagree with up, then you might be a muslim.
If you teach young children to hate any other religion but your own, then you might be a muslim.
If you teach those same kiddos how to wield weapons and wear bombs on the name of allah, then you might be a muslim.
If you are willing to blow up a car with children in it in the name of allah, then you might be a muslim.
If you suppress all dissent of your religion with the threat of death or with real death, then you might be a muslim.
If you cover your women up from head to toe, enslave them, and treat them like dogs, then you might be a muslim.
If you wipe your ass with your left hand only and eat with your right hand only, then you might be a muslim.
If you are willing to commandeer a Jet plane and fly it into buildings to kill thousands of people in the name of the religion of peace, then you might be a muslim.
If you cheer for the commandeering of airplanes and the bombing of innocents ,then you might be a muslim.
If you are wiping your ass with stones and rocks with your left hand, then you might be a muslim.
If you blame zionist for all the world's troubles, then you might be a Muslim.
If you threaten to murder people for drawing pictures of the leader of your religion of peace, then you might be a muslim.
If you are a moderate and don't personally like the murder of innocents but refuse to decry the horrible actions of your fellow religion of peacers, then you might be a muslim.
Ok I am out of steam and I am not so creative in the first place so come on my brokeback wannabe friends, lets see what you can come up with!
That is all,
the Vic
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy
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That pretty much says it.
It pains me to point out that the last sentence of this post constitutes a breach of trust. My sincere hope is that, upon reflection, you will reconsider its wording.
Is that all better?
Here's one...
If your misdeed is brought gently to your attention and you respond with sarcasm, you might be an ass.
This is a good game, after we exhaust all the possibilities we can start on the illegals,celebutards,leftist politicians, environuts ad infinitum.
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