Dallas cornerback Terrence Newman is a fast mother. In high school he ran the 200 meters in 21.6 seconds. While at Kansas State he was a two time Big 12 hundred meter champion. The Dallas Cowboys media guide states that he runs a blazing 4.37 in the 40 yard dash. (Side note, America's Team does not lie.) He's so fast that I would have to workout for months to approach his kind of speed. But apparently none of this matters to Buffalo Bills wide receiver Josh Reed. After Newman intercepted a pass late in Monday's game, Reed ran him down with such ease that instead of immediately making the tackle, he ran with Newman for a second or two while trying to get in position to strip the ball. Curious. Nothing against Newman, he's far and away the best defensive back on the Cowboy's roster. In fact, I think I'm in love with him.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Let's get sportsy
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You need to stop watching sports on the gay and lesbian channel. Sportsy? Really? That word should never be used in conjunction with FOOTBALL. Your homosexuality aside, that had to be one of the most unsatisfying games that I've ever watched, the ONLY good thing that happened was that my team slopped around and won.
Well that game reminded me of the archduke having sex. Lots of missteps and fumbling. Very little penetration. One side on top most of the time with no ultimate satisfaction, and the one who was on the bottom having a happy ending inspite of his poor performance.
Funny, Vicar. Too edgy for this blog in my opinion, but funny.
Well I thought it was too edgy but I HAD to do it!
Vicar didn't you promise those nice policemen that you would stop peeking in windows?
P.S. When did we start commenting anoymously?
The preceding anonymous commenter concealed his identity because he didn't want to be too closely associated with the inappropriate Vicar in this matter. The oft indulgent Mr. Anonymous, having overstepped the bounds of propriety himself on occasion, and understanding that some unfortunate souls possess a full measure of vainglory, is inclined toward a benevolent tolerance in this instance. It is a wise man, however, who does not try Him overmuch.
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