Saturday, May 3, 2008

How will you die?

He who must not be named has created an interesting post about the odds of an American dying of a particular cause. I've never been all that good at analysis but if I understand the numbers, to give yourself the best chance of living to a ripe old age, stay away from automobiles and buy a gun.

1 comment:

The Archduke of Arrogance said...

Now that you have actually used the Fatarchangel or, if you prefer the Anarchliar, as a source I would encourage all of our readers to visit his site and read of his deeds of derring-do. According to him he is a super humanly strong, cat quick, genius trained killer with a heart of gold. His disguise is that of a Jabba the Hut fat computer nerd who is physically incapable of wiping his own ass. Brilliant. Oh and while you're there be sure and make a donation, which he unashamedly solicits, because it takes a lot of money to keep him in donuts and to make payment on the scooter that he rides around Wal-Mart looking for evil doers. But back to the question of "how will I die?" probably by having my throat cut in the dead of night by the MichelinManArchangel.