Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Hysteria

Speaking of lefty hysteria, the whole DDT ban is the example of the left's Modus Operandi. They are masters of creating problems then rushing to solve them. In my lifetime I have seen this play out numerous times. The false fear factor or the Chicken little syndrome examples that I can think of off the top of my giant, bulbous head are : 1. DDT 2. Cyclamates 3. Saccharine 4. Ozone layer hole 5. Dioxin 6. Global Cooling 7. Amazon rain forest deforestation 8. Acid rain 9. The homeless 10. Global warming (DUH). Wow I just realized that my list greatly resembles a list of urban legends. These are political urban legends and I am sure I have missed many many more. I am hoping my manly (but slightly effeminate and closeted) colleagues will add to the list so as to remind me how truly manipulative the left really is. I don't think it is too far of a stretch to see the left as a super hero like Mighty Mouse but who firsts has to create a problem then they can heroically burst into their famous saying "HERE THE LEFT COMES TO SAVE THE DAY! BECAUSE WE REALLY REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU UNLIKE THOSE HEARTLESS WHITE MALE CONSERVATIVES! WE WILL SAVE YOU LONG TIME BY RAISING TAXES AND MAKING A UTOPIAN SOCIALIST SOCIETY WHERE EVERYONE IS EQUAL" well except for us loving and caring leaders who are mega rich and who don't have to suffer through the "equality" like the rest of you poor dumb bastards er uh I mean you poor mistreated peoples since we are special and we get to live like kings while you poor dumb bastards er uh I mean ignorant masses oops of course I mean you poor SUPPRESSED peoples live like er uh poor suppressed peoples because WE KNOW WHATS BEST FOR YOU! I actually can't wait to see the next BIG SCARE. What will it be? I don't know but at least we have mighty mouse to save us.
The Vic

1 comment:

The Vicar of Vanity said...

The move to use smaller toilets in houses is another lunacy from the green nuts.